just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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