You made me cry and you don't even care
True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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