god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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