You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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