I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
40s are totally the cure
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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