yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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