Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
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The translation is simple: "I'm not gunna remember anything that happened tonight"
Oh really? I'm cocky? You too, You make the wallflowers into skanks!Buy cock protection now. So you should feel special.
That might just be it.
i really want this to be the translation.
"eartly" is probably early. If not, assume it's a misspelling of the recipient's name. Cocy... I recognize that typo. It's really bothering me that I can't place it because if I could, I'd translate it for you. "Youtv youchv" means the person tried twice to spell "you" or "you've" and gave up. "d tskunks!y" is probably skunks, which makes about as much sense as "couch protection now." Sryou is "you" "Sir, you
Shit, got cut off. Sryou is "you" "Sir, you" or "srsly, you" Final verdict: This text would still make zero sense even if everything was spelled right and there were zero typos. I'm much better at translating drunktext when there's coherent English behind the typos.
cocy is drunk for case, so "in cocy youtu..." would be "in case you"
Arthurlux we need your drunkwhispering abilities STAT!
This is the best text from here i've read in a while. A REAL drunk text
Oh really? In case you try to make the wallflowers skanky, (we have) couch protection now, so you should feel special!
"Oh earl, in case you've made the wallflowers and skunks, couch protection now..sir you should feel special!"\n\nOP brought a skunk home but protected the couch with flowers
Hahaha.... Understood. Thanks for trying!
Sryou is "so you should feel special"
oh really and so you should feel special. only part that's not total jibberish
Grrr why in the world did you post this it your fault i got so drunk that night and yes i do know its me cuz i still have this txt in it.
This is exactly how I feel
402 is Nebraska, dude.
Whatever it is, he sounds mad haha
wallflower, seriously couch potato now...so you should feel special
I believe his finger was stuck on the backspace and there are actually words missing. It happens to me sometimes when I hold my phone the wrong way
402 is not Houston.
"Oh Earl, um could you make the waffles, thanks! Couch protection now, syrup should feel special."