Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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