hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
that is very illegal...i love you.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Randomize
