There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
