Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Randomize
