Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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