East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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