By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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