Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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