Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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