Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Can vaginas get frostbite?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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