omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
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I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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