singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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