He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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