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  • it would amaze me if a girl woke up after a party, actually looking good. hahaha. that doesn't happen in the real world! paarrrttyyyy haaarddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:03pm
  • she didn't say nothing about fukn....she drinks alot and stays up late

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:37pm
  • someone whos does random texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:06pm
  • God bless the days when you can wake up with your hair and make up still looking good from the night before! Just a few touch ups and its off to class or work! This gift was a blessing during hell week, when you had allotted shower times and 5:30 breakfast.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:18am
  • I wouldn't call yesterday's penis paint splattered all over your face makeup

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:40pm
  • dang 3:51, just ask her out already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:12pm
  • I giggled. Been there. This one is for the high-functioning alcoholics... I mean, at least we still have jobs ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:45pm
  • Hwheheh i do that shit alll the time just a quick touch up and off to work i go!!! U do look like a filthy bum 2 hours later though!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:07pm
  • 4:03 I work in the West Loop... How far west you live? -3:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:34pm
  • Yea I agree Cubs Suck! Go Sox! Still love living on the North Side though. -3:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:58pm
  • This happens whatever the kind of late night you have. Everyone who doesn't wear makeup, STFU. You wouldn't know. I found wearing a liquid sealer keeps the eyemakeup from smearing. She-Laq is the brand and works great!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 6:40am
  • So this is like every day for me. Okay, not every day...but at least 3 times a week. KUDOS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:20pm
  • ima 18 yr old virgin but im changing that next weekend... any tips? how do guys like a girl to be shaved??? haha...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:12pm
  • tfln= new dating website?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Freakin awesome....we've all been there :o)

    Submitted by bad_kitty on Apr 30, 11 at 6:00am
  • Jeez I'm trying to lead up to it guys... thanks for ruining it... well here goes nothing... 4:03, want to meet me at Duffy's tonight? -3:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:23pm
  • YEAH THRISTY THURSDAYS!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 8:52am
  • @2:59 read again. weeknights.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:00pm
  • my eyeliner is usually smeared around my eye, which makes me wonder when and how it got that way

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:57pm
  • someone who likes to tell their friends funny shit. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:07pm
  • What kind of make-up are you using?! I HAVE to know!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 2:23pm
  • That sums me up most mornings I work... I like to think I am doing my part to reduce reuse recycle

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 4:21am
  • I feel blessed when I passed out and didn't roll around too much! make-up good for another day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 10:33pm
  • who actually texts this to a friend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:05pm
  • This text describes me 100% today.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:07pm
  • I'm not a slut, I'm just stating the facts. =] Girls, buy good makeup from a salon and it'll last through a night of drinking and through the next work day. Trust me. The headache however, that's a whole other animal...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:16pm
  • usually in the morning i look like a clown did my make-up. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:54pm
  • ahahahah, that's funny. Dear texter, I agree.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 7:16pm
  • i buy cheap make up. you know the kind from wal mart. works good. doesn't last through the morning though, but i'm usually out of there before anyone can get a good look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:20pm
  • haha. cant. school til 9 and then going to 3d final destination : ) sowwie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:54pm
  • i have pulled this trick a time or 2 :) just wipe away the under-eye darkness and apply new liner ;) works like a charm :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Honestly what freaking make-up stays all like that... unless you've caked it one the day before... That's scary...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:49pm
  • Aweeeeesome. This is honestly the best phenomenon, it's bad enough that you have to go in to work hungover but man if that makeup looks bad...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:58am
  • 4:03, Ever go out on the North Side? -3:51

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Fuck you guys, stop being so judgmental and let it be funny. Why does everyone have to beat the humor out of everything on this site now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 9:09pm
  • sometimes my eyeliner stays okay...but its usually smeared. and what prompted you assholes to call her a slut? seriously. nothing was said about her dick-taking abilities. and AMEN 2:45. we still have fuckin jobs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:01pm
  • That's fucking disgusting. I'm a lady, and believe me, I know there's instances where you really have to stretch that makeup for a few more hours than you're supposed to, but seriously?! Good makeup or not, it's not meant to stay on that long and the enlarged pores/acne/overall gross feeling will prove it. Get your skanky asses in the shower.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:50pm
  • 3:51, I'm a southsider but I work in the west loop... and all over the northside. BOO CUBBIES

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:52pm
  • speaking of clown makeup, when i'm chiefin' makeup is the hardest thing in the world for me to do. usually look like a drag queen after that. haha. but at least i'm a HIGH drag queen look a like

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:21pm
  • yesterday's makeup will never leave you during a rough night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 1:48am
  • 9:09 - I actually have really great skin, but even still, blackheads wouldn't take away my ability to spell 5 letter words. Good job, genius.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:19am
  • Actually, someone who wants to end up on TFLN sends texts like these. Original poster, you sound like a real winner there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:52am
  • IT WASSSSSSS. Sent it to my coworker this morning on my way in :) SO THERE

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:26pm
  • yeah 3:51, listen to 5:12!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:16pm
  • Mac makeup stays on super fucking well. Ive had these nights. Keep on keepin on!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 3d final destination??? Aw cmon Duffy's will be much more fun... I'll be up there with some friends so bring yours too... if we hit it off I'll take you to see the movie tomorrow!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:27pm
  • my makeup stays on all night. waterproof mascara is a beautiful thing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:33pm
  • this is the story of my life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:12pm
  • awww that was sad but atleast she didn't say yes then stand him up...i suppose

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:14pm
  • this is really true but i feel like this is definitely fake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:12am
  • yeah 3:05.... i feel ya. im thinkin this is a fake text because who would she send it to? i guarantee this text was never received by anyone, regardless of how funny it may be

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 6:23pm
  • lmao me too me too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 3:39am
  • You are fucking grose i bet you have blackheads the size of quarters

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 9:09pm
  • HAHA. No. I drive... Ford focus.. West Loop =] I'm sure theres a lot of us out there though. Us "skanky females"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Hahaha this is me. My make up will stay on exactly the same. All my friends hate me for it. I just think it's a gift from above

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 4:45pm
  • I think I saw you on the L this morning? Brown line? Southport?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Wow, people on here are really annoying. Who cares if she has yesterdays make up on? Every girl has been in this situation before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 11:04pm
  • no one else realized that this makes no sense? binge drinking on weekends, late for work friday morning? wouldn't it be monday morning?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 28, 09 at 2:59pm
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