Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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it would amaze me if a girl woke up after a party, actually looking good. hahaha. that doesn't happen in the real world! paarrrttyyyy haaarddd
she didn't say nothing about fukn....she drinks alot and stays up late
someone whos does random texts
God bless the days when you can wake up with your hair and make up still looking good from the night before! Just a few touch ups and its off to class or work! This gift was a blessing during hell week, when you had allotted shower times and 5:30 breakfast.
I wouldn't call yesterday's penis paint splattered all over your face makeup
dang 3:51, just ask her out already
I giggled. Been there. This one is for the high-functioning alcoholics... I mean, at least we still have jobs ...
Hwheheh i do that shit alll the time just a quick touch up and off to work i go!!! U do look like a filthy bum 2 hours later though!
4:03 I work in the West Loop... How far west you live?
Yea I agree Cubs Suck! Go Sox! Still love living on the North Side though.
This happens whatever the kind of late night you have. Everyone who doesn't wear makeup, STFU. You wouldn't know. I found wearing a liquid sealer keeps the eyemakeup from smearing. She-Laq is the brand and works great!
So this is like every day for me. Okay, not every day...but at least 3 times a week. KUDOS!
ima 18 yr old virgin but im changing that next weekend... any tips?
how do guys like a girl to be shaved??? haha...
tfln= new dating website?
Freakin awesome....we've all been there :o)
Jeez I'm trying to lead up to it guys... thanks for ruining it... well here goes nothing... 4:03, want to meet me at Duffy's tonight?
YEAH THRISTY THURSDAYS!!!!
@2:59 read again. weeknights.
my eyeliner is usually smeared around my eye, which makes me wonder when and how it got that way
someone who likes to tell their friends funny shit. :)
What kind of make-up are you using?! I HAVE to know!
That sums me up most mornings I work... I like to think I am doing my part to reduce reuse recycle
I feel blessed when I passed out and didn't roll around too much! make-up good for another day!
who actually texts this to a friend?
This text describes me 100% today.
I'm not a slut, I'm just stating the facts. =]
Girls, buy good makeup from a salon and it'll last through a night of drinking and through the next work day. Trust me. The headache however, that's a whole other animal...
usually in the morning i look like a clown did my make-up. hahaha
ahahahah, that's funny. Dear texter, I agree.
i buy cheap make up. you know the kind from wal mart. works good. doesn't last through the morning though, but i'm usually out of there before anyone can get a good look.
haha. cant. school til 9 and then going to 3d final destination : ) sowwie.
i have pulled this trick a time or 2 :) just wipe away the under-eye darkness and apply new liner ;) works like a charm :D
Honestly what freaking make-up stays all like that... unless you've caked it one the day before... That's scary...
Aweeeeesome. This is honestly the best phenomenon, it's bad enough that you have to go in to work hungover but man if that makeup looks bad...
4:03, Ever go out on the North Side?
Fuck you guys, stop being so judgmental and let it be funny. Why does everyone have to beat the humor out of everything on this site now?
sometimes my eyeliner stays okay...but its usually smeared. and what prompted you assholes to call her a slut? seriously. nothing was said about her dick-taking abilities. and AMEN 2:45. we still have fuckin jobs :)
That's fucking disgusting. I'm a lady, and believe me, I know there's instances where you really have to stretch that makeup for a few more hours than you're supposed to, but seriously?! Good makeup or not, it's not meant to stay on that long and the enlarged pores/acne/overall gross feeling will prove it. Get your skanky asses in the shower.
3:51, I'm a southsider but I work in the west loop... and all over the northside. BOO CUBBIES
speaking of clown makeup, when i'm chiefin' makeup is the hardest thing in the world for me to do. usually look like a drag queen after that. haha. but at least i'm a HIGH drag queen look a like
yesterday's makeup will never leave you during a rough night...
9:09 - I actually have really great skin, but even still, blackheads wouldn't take away my ability to spell 5 letter words. Good job, genius.
Actually, someone who wants to end up on TFLN sends texts like these.
Original poster, you sound like a real winner there.
Sent it to my coworker this morning on my way in :) SO THERE
yeah 3:51, listen to 5:12!!
Mac makeup stays on super fucking well. Ive had these nights. Keep on keepin on!
3d final destination??? Aw cmon Duffy's will be much more fun... I'll be up there with some friends so bring yours too... if we hit it off I'll take you to see the movie tomorrow!
my makeup stays on all night. waterproof mascara is a beautiful thing.
this is the story of my life.
awww that was sad but atleast she didn't say yes then stand him up...i suppose
this is really true but i feel like this is definitely fake
yeah 3:05.... i feel ya.
im thinkin this is a fake text because who would she send it to? i guarantee this text was never received by anyone, regardless of how funny it may be
lmao me too me too!
You are fucking grose i bet you have blackheads the size of quarters
HAHA. No. I drive... Ford focus.. West Loop =]
I'm sure theres a lot of us out there though. Us "skanky females"
Hahaha this is me. My make up will stay on exactly the same. All my friends hate me for it. I just think it's a gift from above
I think I saw you on the L this morning? Brown line? Southport?
Wow, people on here are really annoying. Who cares if she has yesterdays make up on? Every girl has been in this situation before.
no one else realized that this makes no sense? binge drinking on weekends, late for work friday morning? wouldn't it be monday morning?