fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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