Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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