i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
