Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
accomplished twins. life is a go
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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