just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
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my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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