i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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