I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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