perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
