i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
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Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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