Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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