So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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