awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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