and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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