I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
You ruined the universe
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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