It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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