I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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