This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
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you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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