we made out on top of his cat.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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