at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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