A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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