it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
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