i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
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