I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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