why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
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