Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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