You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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