I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
as a side note pls kill me
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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