i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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