Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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