We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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