my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
All the doctor said was why
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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