finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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