we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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