do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Randomize
