fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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