508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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