After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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