Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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