did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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